[Pete]

So, I figured I would throw another fun topic into Another71.com, while NASBA trolls/tortures us by counting down the “clock of doom.” Similar to in the past, I figured I would ask, what’s the best accounting pickup lines ya’ll can come up with?

Everyone has a little over 3 hours to come up with some. Hopefully, skynet will be around tonight as I’ve heard his lines are legendary with the ladies.

B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

[quamikazee]

Are you a depreciating asset? Cause I'd love to adjust your entry 😉

REG - 81 - 2/3/16
BEC - 87 - 4/5/16
AUD - 87 - 6/10/16
FAR - 8/29/16

Becker Self Study only

[Skynet]

Baby, you and I should Consolidate and eliminate Inter company transactions, your boyfriend & my girlfriend.

AUD - 90
BEC - 78
FAR - 84
REG - 87

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - In Progress
Phase III : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase IV : Form the new Charlie's Angels with Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, & Gal Gadot
Phase V : TBD

BEC : 78
REG : 87
FAR : 84
AUD : 90

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - Initiated
Phase III : Bring back 8-Tracks
Phase IV : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase V : TBA

[Pete]

You guys had some great ones so far, I can see why you're a ladies magnet skynet :).

Here's one I thought up, feel free to critique…

Hey baby, you really need to stop saving costs because you're causing my Net Income and taxes to grow.

B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

[Skynet]

Baby, you have always been my Capital Asset so let me be the first to Appreciate your Market Value.

AUD - 90
BEC - 78
FAR - 84
REG - 87

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - In Progress
Phase III : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase IV : Form the new Charlie's Angels with Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, & Gal Gadot
Phase V : TBD

BEC : 78
REG : 87
FAR : 84
AUD : 90

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - Initiated
Phase III : Bring back 8-Tracks
Phase IV : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase V : TBA

[Credit Revenue]

I am changing my major after reading this thread.

A - 79 expires 4/30/16 need a pass on REG
B - 78
F - 80
R - 83!!! Can live again!

[Pete]

Another excellent one skynet!

Hey baby, can I liquidate your fixed assets? I'm having a severe cash flow issue…

Keep 'em coming -1 hour to go and i'm shaking… need to laugh.

B=84 This exam was such a b**** that I thought I failed-don't know how these things work
A=76 Slacker I am, I'll happily take it
R=81 I LOVE taxes
F=80 I don't wanna get banned for an expletive I'm thinking with "yea" proceeding it

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