[Anonymous]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Some of you might have to read this two or three times! Do not give up, you will get it eventually. LOL

[Anonymous]

Haha I get it…the barber's the dumb@ss…kid's just stringin him along, 50 cents at a time. That's awesome.

[misanthrope87]

Cute joke.

B 2/12 87
A 11/11 90
R 8/11 86
F 5/12 88

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the laugh!!

[Anonymous]

I don't get it

[Anonymous]

hahaha, come on people …who doesnt get it the first time!? If you cant get this joke the first time…how do you plan on passing the CPA test the first time? lol

The joke did make me smile..lol

[MyLifeisCPA]

LMAO!!!! The kid says he can continue to buy ice cream while he strings the dummy barber along.. LOL

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REG-Passed
FAR-Passed (I AM DONE!!! THANK U LORD!!!!)
Licensed Texas CPA - 10/2012

[Peanut]

Haha wicked cute joke

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REG 80 (X3) Previous scores 59, 60
FAR 75 (X2) Previous score 67
BEC 79 (X2) Previous score 58

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