@misanthrope87,
I can totally relate to you. I am feeling a bit of that also. I am testing on 11/23 and I was trying to move up my date for a couple of reasons: first, I agree with you, if I moved up my date, then maybe I would get a fire lit under me and start committing things to memory, second: what was I thinking scheduling an exam the day before the holiday? Not smart. My oldest son comes home from college that day and I will be sitting at Prometric! I am so out of touch with life, that I just found out yesterday that my youngest is off a half day on Friday, and then off all next week for the holiday. WTH? I am a lame mom. Going to be tough to get ready for the holiday, have kids in the house and study for the most evil despicable exam ever. HAHA. I can say that since it is my 3rd try. I just don't "speak" Audit.
All I can say, is keep calling Prometric, you might get lucky with a spot opening up, if not, get it going because you don't want to do this again! Have a great day.