book burn tonight!!!!!

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  • #189841
    Anonymous
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    trying to decide the best way to send my cpa books off to their after life….

    burning, target practice, shredding each page by page, strapping it to a large pack of fireworks…..

    thoughts?????

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  • #616951
    Rocky123
    Member

    That is freaking hilarious!!!

    I'm going to be quite conservative and save my books. Just in case I need a quick refresher on a topic for a new job.

    The tallest oak in the forest was once just a little nut that held its ground.

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    #616952
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Yeah, I actually tried to reference the FAR book for something (about property dividends and spinoffs).

    It didn't come in handy at that time, but I can see it being helpful with something like CARINBIG.

    Oh, it did come in handy for looking up pension accounting (SIRAGE) before diving into the codification.

    #616953
    005
    Participant

    Ahh don't burn them. Get a book case, and throw them in there.

    The exam is evil; not the books. The books are the good guy that help you pass.

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    #616954
    Rocky123
    Member

    @005

    That's right! The books are the good guys.

    The tallest oak in the forest was once just a little nut that held its ground.

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    #616955
    krschneids
    Member

    Recycle them

    AUD 79 (7/14)
    FAR 78 (7/14)
    REG 78 (8/14)
    BEC 81 (10/14)

    #616956
    SkilletCPA
    Participant

    Put mustard on them and eat them!!

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    #616957
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Ha, post it on YouTube or something. Or put them in a blender, pour mustard in, and chug it.

    #616958
    MobyDick
    Member

    I was planning on burning all of mine, but after reading these posts I'm having second thoughts. I guess I'll compromise and just burn REG, it was updated 2 weeks into studying for the exam, so I bought the new version…Sorry old REG book, you're going up in smoke (along with my notebooks)!

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    REG--(8/11/14) 90
    AUD--(10/1/14) 88
    BEC--(11/24/14) 89 Done!!
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    #616959
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    i get the keeping for reference thing, but i can always reference to another source, i havent found anything yet that i couldn't google….

    so yeah, they are definitely going bye bye, not because they are bad, but as a ceremonial send off to being done!!!!

    #616960
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    so, keeping in mind that they are going away, what is the most creative assisted suicide you guys got for me to give them….

    sorry not eating them, i dont like mustard.

    #616961
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    and dang it, i didn't know where to categorize my post jeff, you dont have a book burning vs roadkill thread…..

    #616962
    golfball7773
    Participant

    I would recommend that you rent a tank from your local army surplus store and blow them to pieces with high powered artillery. Once again the high powered artillery is readily available from your local army surplus store

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    FAR - 57

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    REG: 65, 77*
    AUD: Fail, 64, 71
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    #616963
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    i would but firing a tank in city limits would be a felony and i dont want to risk my license that i haven't gotten yet lol

    #616964
    golfball7773
    Participant

    How about attach your books to a roll of 10000 firecrackers?

    AUD - NINJA in Training
    BEC - 86
    FAR - NINJA in Training
    REG - NINJA in Training
    AUD - 71, 73

    BEC - 74, 86

    REG - 77*

    FAR - 57

    *expired

    (I have been trying to become a CPA since 2013). only one test down.......

    FAR: 63, 55, 62
    REG: 65, 77*
    AUD: Fail, 64, 71
    BEC: 72, 74, 81

    *expired

    #616965
    Tripp11
    Member

    I went the target practice route. I typically shoot steel, but the weekend after I passed, I repeatedly filled those books with all sorts of calibers.

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    BEC - 80
    REG - 86
    FAR - 83

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