book burn tonight!!!!! - Page 2

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  • #189841
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    trying to decide the best way to send my cpa books off to their after life….

    burning, target practice, shredding each page by page, strapping it to a large pack of fireworks…..

    thoughts?????

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  • #616966
    scarecrow
    Member

    @dethnode are you sure they're not going BAE BAE??

    317 CLUB

    #616967
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    i dont follow scarecrow???

    #616968
    scarecrow
    Member

    Becker FAR Gov't lectures. Book Budget, Book Activity, Book Encumbrance. Thank Tim Gaerty

    317 CLUB

    #616969
    krschneids
    Member

    @dethnode – BAE BAE is an acronym Tim Gearty used ad nauseam in the Becker FAR book

    AUD 79 (7/14)
    FAR 78 (7/14)
    REG 78 (8/14)
    BEC 81 (10/14)

    #616970
    kappa1032
    Participant

    i've actually kept my books – have used them a couple of times to reference GAAP stuff to the staff….but book burning my Audit book sounds pretty enticing…

    FAR - 81
    REG - 74, 87
    AUD - 88
    BEC - 88

    Finally.

    “The only guarantee for failure is to stop trying”
    ― John C. Maxwell

    #616971
    Rocky123
    Member

    @scarecrow

    Gearty would be proud!!

    The tallest oak in the forest was once just a little nut that held its ground.

    AUD-PASS
    BEC-PASS
    REG-PASS
    FAR-PASS

    Rocky123, CPA

    #616972
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    oh, see i used yaeger, no wonder i didn't follow….

    Im an auditor, so if I was going to keep one, it would be my audit book, but the standards have changed and continue to change so i dont see the point in keeping an out of date book for referencing….

    come on people, i need ideas, so far im liking the firecracker idea!!!!

    #616973
    golfball7773
    Participant

    buy a heavy duty rocket from the hobby store and attach the book to it?

    AUD - NINJA in Training
    BEC - 86
    FAR - NINJA in Training
    REG - NINJA in Training
    AUD - 71, 73

    BEC - 74, 86

    REG - 77*

    FAR - 57

    *expired

    (I have been trying to become a CPA since 2013). only one test down.......

    FAR: 63, 55, 62
    REG: 65, 77*
    AUD: Fail, 64, 71
    BEC: 72, 74, 81

    *expired

    #616974
    scarecrow
    Member

    Tannerite. Please film and post 🙂

    317 CLUB

    #616975
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Why not do a “gauntlet” type thing, or at least go one book at a time? Make a list of all the suggestions here and try each of them in sequence.

    Edit: A similar idea is to do the same things to all the books at the same time, but make it a competition to see which book will last the longest.

    #616976
    mb0363
    Member

    this is great. congratulations 🙂

    BEC - PASS
    AUDIT - PASS
    REG - PASS
    FAR - PASS

    #616977
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    hmmmm i have an idea…. now i have to go price tannerite

    #616978
    Rocky123
    Member

    I'm a bean counter. I'm not that creative. Sorry.

    The tallest oak in the forest was once just a little nut that held its ground.

    AUD-PASS
    BEC-PASS
    REG-PASS
    FAR-PASS

    Rocky123, CPA

    #616979
    Determined CPA
    Participant

    BOOK BURN = JEALOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    A - 75
    B - 78 God is good.
    F - 77 Answered prayers.
    R - 84! Done!!

    Paperwork sent - waiting for license!!
    Still on a cloud and in shock. Through God, all things will happen.

    #616980
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    And then the next the day you get a mail saying there was an error with the system and you've lost credit for your exam.

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