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Started 3 months ago by CPATerminator
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So today on my way to work I was driving in my fast-jamming car when all of a sudden this strange creature came out of nowhere. I did not have enough time to react, so I ran it over. I don't even know what kind of animal it was. It looked like a racoon, but it did not have a shell. do racoons have a shell? Or maybe it was a turtle, but man it moved fast...I feel guilty..May be the poor animal commited suicide....:(...sorry i had to get it out of my chest...

FAR|2/27/12|PASS
AUD|4/16/12|PASS
BEC|5/31/12|I PROMISE I WILL PASS!!!!
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Posted 3 months ago #
Minimorty

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lmao at "do raccoons have a shell?"

Posted 3 months ago #
Marivy22

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LOL...no shells on raccoons, but they are fast and always crossing on highways or dark streets.

Thankfully, you are ok

AUD – 8/15/11 79!!!!
FAR – 11/7/11 74 1/16/12 81!!!! Thanks GOD!!!!
BEC – 2/19/12 80!!!
REG - 4/29/12 70 :(

Posted 3 months ago #
Peanut

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Oh nooooooooo!! I would have turned around!

AUD 59, 72 :( 72 AGAIN :( :(
REG 59, 60, 80
FAR 67, 75
BEC 58, 79

Posted 3 months ago #
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I think you killed the last racurtle. Way to wipe out a species.

REG 82 (10/07/11)
BEC 88 (11/01/11)
FAR 86 (11/21/11)
AUD 82 (11/30/11)
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Posted 3 months ago #
Peanut

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When I first clicked on this thread I thought it was going to be about someone who "killed the exam," LOL

AUD 59, 72 :( 72 AGAIN :( :(
REG 59, 60, 80
FAR 67, 75
BEC 58, 79

Posted 3 months ago #
That Cartoon Mouse

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I may have also been a racortoise.

REG 82 (10/07/11)
BEC 88 (11/01/11)
FAR 86 (11/21/11)
AUD 82 (11/30/11)
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Posted 3 months ago #
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@Peanut..FAR is getting killed in a few weeks for sure...

FAR|2/27/12|PASS
AUD|4/16/12|PASS
BEC|5/31/12|I PROMISE I WILL PASS!!!!

Posted 3 months ago #
BaseballCPA

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Maybe the Racurtle (?) was depressed because the Turtles and Racoons shunned them from their respective cliques. So he was destined to roam the land as a one-racurtle wolfpack. Guess he couldn't take it anymore and decided to become one with the asphalt.

REG - PASSED -- 1st Attempt
FAR - PASSED -- 1st Attempt
AUD - PASSED -- 1st Attempt
BEC - PASSED -- 1st Attempt
Ethics - PASSED -- 1st Attempt

Posted 3 months ago #
italianCPA

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Once I completely flattened a squirrel.
RIP, squirrel.

FAR - 7/26/10 - 95
AUD - 8/10/10 - 88
BEC - 8/31/10 - 88
REG - 10/15/10 - 95

Posted 3 months ago #
CPAMan

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@Peanut & CPATerminator- REG is going to get killed on the 25th. Blood is going to be all over the Prometric center that day because I am going to make sure it bleeds to death!!!!!

Sorry to be so gory, but I am ready to do some serious killing that day!! I am ready to pass that beast!

FAR: 52, 66, 73, 61, 89
AUD: 47, 87
BEC: 80
REG: 64, 74, 84

DONE!!!!

Posted 3 months ago #
CashMoney10

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Better him and you, right?

FAR - Pass 5/10/12, next

Posted 3 months ago #
Tootsie

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@Peanut, that's what I thought too!

REG - Failed, retake TBD
BEC - 73, 68
AUD - 54, retake 5/26
FAR - 7/21

Will become a CPA in 2012!

Posted 3 months ago #
RedRage00

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Do racoons have a shell? LMAO

I thought the same thing peanut!

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Licensed, March 2012

Posted 3 months ago #
Kayla86

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The animal probably just got informed it received a 74 on his CPA exam...saw a car and ended it. lol. I feel his pain!!!

AUD - 73, 82 7/2010
REG - 79 7/2010
BEC - 72, 74, 78 7/2011
FAR - 66, 83 1/2012 - AND I'M DONE! Best feeling ever.

MN Licensed CPA as of 5/18/12!

Posted 3 months ago #
OnMyWayToCPA

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Bahahaha! I died @ "do raccoons have shells?" !

B - PASSED (1/4 there!)
A - 63 RETAKE - 74 FML.... RETAKE - ?
F - 66 RETAKE - JULY 18
R - 67 RETAKE - ?

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Posted 3 months ago #
cyn637

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@peanut: that's exactly what I thought. I was excited about clicking on this blog b/c I thought someone was going to say that they killed the exam and probably give pointers on good studying techniques......BUT this is way funny!

I mean, not the poor animal dying (I would have turned around also). I've rescued so many animals...and I live in California so one time I tried rescuing a coyote (I thought it was a dog), but do raccons have shells? hahahahahahahahahaha! I can't stop laughing!

AUD 81
REG 76
FAR 77
BEC 69, retake 5/31

Posted 3 months ago #
Peanut

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HAHAHA @ Kayla86. I really like this thread. A good break from score release.

@cyn637, I've definitely pulled over on major highways to save turtles crossing (I can see some of you rolling your eyes) but I just can't leave a stubborn animal for death. Wait... hmm... was it a turtle, or this new species "Racurtle."

AUD 59, 72 :( 72 AGAIN :( :(
REG 59, 60, 80
FAR 67, 75
BEC 58, 79

Posted 3 months ago #
Veronica75

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yall are funny. I once hit a racoon and my husband went on to tell me it was the mother of five baby racoons who were all waiting for their mommy to bring them food. I cried.

Not nice. Did you cry about your racurtle? ;)

FAR - 79 (2x)
AUD - 81 (expired), 77!
REG - 74! omg (3x) 87!!!!!!! I'm done! OMG!
BEC - 81 (4x)

Posted 3 months ago #
bobkorz

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I thought it was that Banya guy from Seinfeld "Jerry, I killed! I really killed out there!"

Also, don't worry, you didn't have scienter. (you can tell I'm studying REG) :)

√ FAR - 81 10/2011 √ AUD - 84 11/2011 √ BEC - 89 01/2012 √ REG - 82 02/2012
√ ethics - 90 10/2011 √ CPA Certificate √ CPA License certificate
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PMP - Pass - 3P 2MP

Posted 3 months ago #
CPATerminator

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@Veronica75..no, i did not cry....but I still feel kind of bad about it (not that I think about it all day or every minute)........I had killed ants, flies, mosquitoes, roaches, and some other insects, but never a "real" animal.... :-/.....I think I'm going to hell...haha...sorry..lol...

FAR|2/27/12|PASS
AUD|4/16/12|PASS
BEC|5/31/12|I PROMISE I WILL PASS!!!!

Posted 3 months ago #
Revenue

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Oh man, probably you killed a cat and it could mean seven years of bad luck. I hope it was not a black cat.

Posted 3 months ago #
cyn637

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@peanut: that's awesome! Good to know there are still good people out there :-) Animals are helpless sometimes and I could never leave one to die an excruciating death. This racturtle thing sounds so cool. Too bad I never got the change to see one!!

AUD 81
REG 76
FAR 77
BEC 69, retake 5/31

Posted 3 months ago #
Tootsie

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A few years ago, I ran over a squirrel and saw it shaking afterwards. Felt sick and terrible about it. :-( Glad I don't drive anymore.

REG - Failed, retake TBD
BEC - 73, 68
AUD - 54, retake 5/26
FAR - 7/21

Will become a CPA in 2012!

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