OT: Score Release Rap for jrosen92770

  • Creator
    Topic
  • #183922
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Alright jrosen92770 it’s time!! I’ll kick it off and then it’s up to y’all….

    Scores are releasing and I can’t wait to see

    Whether I’m moving on or if I gotta switch to plan B

    I gave it my all

    I just hope I didn’t fall

    Flat on my face, that ain’t no place to be

    All this waiting is gonna kill me

Viewing 15 replies - 1 through 15 (of 84 total)
  • Author
    Replies
  • #519963
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Yeah…I can't even think of one line..haha

    #520002
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Yeah…I can't even think of one line..haha

    #519965
    jrosen92770
    Participant

    Hey Kricket – Thanks for the shout out…..

    My heart is pounding against the flesh, awake all night waiting to refresh,

    the button, the one, the little dang mouse, if I pass, all the people in the house,

    Say it, CPA, louder now, CPA.

    BEC - 5/26/2013 75
    REG - 8/31/2013 82
    AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
    FAR - 5/25/2014 85

    NY CPA

    #520004
    jrosen92770
    Participant

    Hey Kricket – Thanks for the shout out…..

    My heart is pounding against the flesh, awake all night waiting to refresh,

    the button, the one, the little dang mouse, if I pass, all the people in the house,

    Say it, CPA, louder now, CPA.

    BEC - 5/26/2013 75
    REG - 8/31/2013 82
    AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
    FAR - 5/25/2014 85

    NY CPA

    #519967
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    No work gettin' done on this side

    I'm just sittin' here pressin' F5

    Gotta tell the boss I ain't earned a dime

    Which a$$hole client am I gonna bill my time?

    #520006
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    No work gettin' done on this side

    I'm just sittin' here pressin' F5

    Gotta tell the boss I ain't earned a dime

    Which a$$hole client am I gonna bill my time?

    #519969
    jrosen92770
    Participant

    New York State why do you make me wait,

    give me my freggin audit score, before I hyperventilate

    One mo point is what I need,

    to prevent my stomach from da bleed.

    BEC - 5/26/2013 75
    REG - 8/31/2013 82
    AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
    FAR - 5/25/2014 85

    NY CPA

    #520008
    jrosen92770
    Participant

    New York State why do you make me wait,

    give me my freggin audit score, before I hyperventilate

    One mo point is what I need,

    to prevent my stomach from da bleed.

    BEC - 5/26/2013 75
    REG - 8/31/2013 82
    AUD - 11/24/2013 74, 2/9/2014 92
    FAR - 5/25/2014 85

    NY CPA

    #519971
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @jrosen how was it?

    #520010
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @jrosen how was it?

    #519973
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Why y'all gotta make score release so serious

    Just give us the damn scores before I get furious

    All my peeps are gettin' stressed

    They all ready for a little happiness

    Hangin' out at Another71 instead of doing their work

    Manager keeps walking by, that effin' jerk

    Is it to early to drink a bottle of wine?

    I ain't even waitin' on a score and I'm far from fine.

    #520012
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Why y'all gotta make score release so serious

    Just give us the damn scores before I get furious

    All my peeps are gettin' stressed

    They all ready for a little happiness

    Hangin' out at Another71 instead of doing their work

    Manager keeps walking by, that effin' jerk

    Is it to early to drink a bottle of wine?

    I ain't even waitin' on a score and I'm far from fine.

    #519975
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @jrosen so no score yet? oh Gosh!!

    #520014
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @jrosen so no score yet? oh Gosh!!

    #519977
    Study Monk
    Member

    Check it. Check it. If it aint on my computer I am going to wreck it.

    Lookin for a 75, anything but another nose dive,

    but it ain't there, been up all night eyes soar from computer glare

    I studied a long time, almost as long as it took me to write this rhyme

    I just want 75's, I want it more than a potato with sour cream and chives 😉

    I can study this subject no more, but if i don't pass my firm will drop me and I'll end up poor

    I struggled with sims, but did good on multiple choice, just want to pass so I can rejoice

    Score better show up this time, or your be sorry and I'll write another verse of this terrible rhyme

    I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

    "Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

Viewing 15 replies - 1 through 15 (of 84 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.