OT: Ways that the CPA exam is like the opposite sex?

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  • #173737
    Anonymous
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    1-Demands all your time and attention

    2-Goads you into feeling bad when you aren’t focused completely on it.

    3-Has you completely and totally confused.

    4-Makes no logical sense what so ever.

    5-The greatest pleasure is when they are in your rearview mirror.

    Feel free to add on for a little pre-grade release fun and humor.

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  • #663235
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Both give headaches

    #663236
    franklint619
    Member

    When it gets hard, f*** it

    FAR - 87
    AUD - 75
    BEC - 85
    REG - 77

    Done and only took 12 months. Thank you Jeebus!

    #663237
    ihatestudying
    Participant

    after studying it really hard…i just want to go to sleep

    AUD - 2/27/12 - 76
    REG - 5/31/12 - 78
    BEC - 8/31/12 - 77
    FAR - 12/6/12 - 76

    #663238
    kristen1479
    Participant

    They both start off as a great idea, but end up draining you of all the joy in your life.

    Wait… maybe that's not the opposite sex in general, just my ex-husband.

    BEC- 73, 73, 80
    REG- 74, 83
    FAR- 50(didn't study), 76 (<--How the heck did that happen?)
    AUD- 71, 71, 79!!!!!
    Finished!!

    #663239
    Red315
    Member

    I agree with Kristen!

    Jeanne Aparicio

    B - 75 (11/2011, First Attempt)
    A - 88 (2/2012, First Attempt)
    R - 89 (5/2012, First Attempt)
    F - 79 (8/31/2012 First Attempt)

    I AM DONE!!!!!! BECKER IS AWESOME!!!!

    Licensed Florida CPA 09/2012

    #663240
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    In both instances, you usually have to give several a try before succeeding.

    They both require Xanax to deal with for too long! šŸ˜€

    Starting up with them always seems lke a better idea before than during/after! šŸ˜€

    #663241
    mycpa
    Member

    Both will leave you broke.

    FAR: 77
    AUD: 81
    BEC: 82
    REG: 78

    #663242
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    1) They are both really boring and go on and on.

    2) They both drain your wallet without remorse.

    3) When your doing either, they both make it seem like things are going better than they really are.

    Then afterwards you walk out the door wondering what the hell just happened…

    4) Your spouse gets angry if you spend too much time with either.

    5) Filing an appeal or grievance is futile.

    #663243
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Both leave you with no doubt what so ever that you have been screwed over! šŸ˜€

    #663244
    mycpa
    Member

    Both ask you retarded questions.

    FAR: 77
    AUD: 81
    BEC: 82
    REG: 78

    #663245
    nimmle02
    Member

    F**ks you hard and doesn't have the decency to cuddle with you afterwards

    REG - 5/21/2012 - 85
    FAR - 7/24/2012 - 86
    BEC - 8/27/2012 - 85
    AUD - 10/5/2012 - 72....rematch 1/3/13 (waiting)

    #663246
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You love them (unless you're weird of course)..I love women and I love the CPA exam..I hate Tax research though šŸ™

    #663247
    nolifecpa
    Participant

    Both gets your heart pumping right before the release

    REG-65,71,74,73,70,74,79
    BEC-60's,60's,69,71,76*,78
    FAR-67,66,65,79
    AUD-54,60's,65,83*,69,80
    *expired

    DONE

    #663248
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    damn….XXX topic…

    #663249
    jeff
    Keymaster

    If you Commit … you will have Success.

    (cue everyone rolling their eyes…)

    šŸ˜‰

    AUD - 79
    BEC - 80
    FAR - 76
    REG - 92
    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS)
    NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE | Another71
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