Rejection Letter

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    halfhoot
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    I have had a difficult time finding a job, and found this “rejection letter” online after receiving one myself. I thought other patient job-seekers might get a kick out of it as well. 🙂

    “Dear rejector,

    Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.

    This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of firms, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.

    I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

    Sincerely,

    …”

    REG: July 14
    AUD: 2014
    BEC: 2015
    FAR: 2015

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  • #567401
    samdiegoCPA
    Member

    Hahaha, this is amazing.

    AUD: 84
    REG: 84
    BEC: 79
    FAR: 83

    #567402
    Kimboroni
    Member

    That is funny. Thanks for the score release distraction!

    AUD 84 (1/9/14-Wiley books/TB + free materials)
    FAR 83 (5/21/14-the above + NINJA 10 Pt Combo Lite)
    REG 84 (7/9/14-Wiley books/TB + NINJA Audio/FC/Notes)
    BEC 76 (10/5/14-Wiley books/TB + NINJA Audio/FC)

    Disclaimer: My ninja avatar is not meant to imply that I have any affiliation with this site other than being a forum member. That's a pic of a T-shirt that my daughter gave me for my birthday. 🙂

    #567403
    shikari1985
    Member

    cool…lol

    FINALLY ITS ALL DONE.......!! GLAD TO BE A CPA...!!
    AUD: PASSED
    BEC: PASSED
    REG: PASSED
    FAR: PASSED

    ETHICS: PASSED

    #567404

    Love it!

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