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I have had a difficult time finding a job, and found this “rejection letter” online after receiving one myself. I thought other patient job-seekers might get a kick out of it as well. 🙂
“Dear rejector,
Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.
This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of firms, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.
I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
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REG: July 14
AUD: 2014
BEC: 2015
FAR: 2015
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