[Anonymous]

My wife has an uncanny ability to aquire some rediculously wealthy friends. Long story short, tonight I sat at a table with about 10 other people for a birthday party who’s combined net worth was probably over $500million. Among our group was the founder of Mcqueary Bros Pharmaceuticals as well as David O’Reilly, president and chairman of O’Reilly Automotive (who set next to me). I spent a solid 2 hours sipping Johnny Walker and shooting the bull with Mr. O’Reilly who is a very down-to-earth guy. I have the utmost respect for people who have a substantial amount of wealth yet who seems like they’re just an ordinary person. They were all very nice people and very down to earth. I thought it was pretty crazy the amount of money seated at our table.

[M.O.D.]

Did you ask them for a big loan or a small loan?

William Burroughs wrote that the easiest way to lose wealthy friends is to ask them for a small loan.

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[Anonymous]

Most really rich people are down to earth. It's the one's that are only worth a few mill that think they are better than everyone else. Extreme wealth can be isolating whereas the people worth a few mill still live near the middle class.

I was in a similar situation at a family wedding. The groom owns an investment consulting firm. The rehearsal dinner was held at a HUGE table (it was one solid two inch thick by six ft wide by 20 ft long plank of wood). They had half the C suite from two of the top five banks in the US as well as several major hedge fund and PE managers there.

I didn't know who it was at the time, but I saw one of the most powerful women in banking twerk her husband on the dance floor.

[M.O.D.]

Easiest way to reduce the loneliness and isolation of the wealthy is to ask them to give you their money. Think of it as an act of charity.

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[tomq04]

One of my favorite past times is to ask my rich friends for large business loans. I deposit the check into my shell LLC, declare a massive dividend and immediately BK that *****.

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[Anonymous]

Bill Brasskey wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

[tomq04]

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME BILL BRASKY SOLD ME INTO SLAVERY?

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[UHC2005]

I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.

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[Skynet]

Hmmmmm. Your wife with an uncanny ability to acquire wealthy friend…

Is it possible she may be shopping for a new husband????

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[Guti]

Skynet, I was thinking the same way,but didnt want to say anything. My ex wife also had uncanny ability to acquire wealthy friends and then she left me for her boss 🙁

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[Anonymous]

This post is only slightly less obnoxious than the last time CPA33 decided to start a thread after drinking too much Johnny Walker…

[Guti]

From the video below, you can come to the conclusion that once the alfa male reaches a certain wealth, hotness in no longer relevant for women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hKWmFWRVLlU

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