[FindaJob]

I have not even got my CPA and i’m already married ! so its not as if i’m gonna use any of the cheesie pickup lines … I just want to get a good laugh …

when my friend got his CPA he had a crush on some girl… i told him that he should tell her this:

Hey, I’m a CPA. How would you like to discuss your taxes on dinner in this new Italian place. Saturday night ?

That was my one and only line .. whats yours 😛 ?

two to go !

[montanagrizzlies]

A good joke:

Q: Why do accountants make such good lovers?

A: We're good with figures.

B - 78 (lost credit 11/30/11), 73, 75 PASSED!
A - 75 (lost credit 1/14/12), 72, 75 PASSED!
R - 70, 69, 71, 77 PASSED!
F - 56, 49, 64, 63, 71, 68, 64, 69, 77 PASSED!

[Anonymous]

Hey beautiful, did you know that sex toys are deductible this year?

[Anonymous]

-I want to test your inventory lol 😀

-are your assets held for sale?

[mena je twa]

Wife says: Sex toys were always above the line. It only got itemized – below the line when you were not around:)_

Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

[nolifecpa]

baby, i would capitalize that ass……….et!

REG-65,71,74,73,70,74,79
BEC-60's,60's,69,71,76*,78
FAR-67,66,65,79
AUD-54,60's,65,83*,69,80
*expired

DONE

[Path To CPA]

I just created few pick up lines and I hope they are good. Let me know what you think of them but please try to read them with an accountant's mind. lol

• Let’s see how we should treat these assets. We can perhaps audit them to see if they increased or decreased since last year.

• Hey baby, let’s combine your assets with my liabilities to generate small equities.

• Would you like me to file your taxes above the line or below the line? Shut up and just file them.

• It will take a long time to itemize all these deductions. Oh don’t worry, I got time.

REG: 68, 75
AUD: 80
BEC: 77
FAR: 24, 67, 69, 72, 80 Thank you Lord!!!!

Finally Done! Perseverance is the key to success

NYS Licensed CPA - 2013

[Anonymous]

@Path To….those are pathetic..seriously…lol

[Path To CPA]

@ CPATerminator

I have to agree with you on that. I was told many times that I'm not funny but I convinced myself that by trying hard each and everyday, I will eventually become funny. Appenrently, I was wrong. Can I take my pick up lines back before anyone else sees them? lol

REG: 68, 75
AUD: 80
BEC: 77
FAR: 24, 67, 69, 72, 80 Thank you Lord!!!!

Finally Done! Perseverance is the key to success

NYS Licensed CPA - 2013

[Anonymous]

@Path to….hey, you tried…so it's ok…lol

[mena je twa]

Yes agree.. Path to Cpa , you can do better, but still reading them makes me and all of us laugh a bit, smile a bit, whine a bit….

Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

[MeaDebitum]

@ Path to CPA

I chuckled…

[littlenumberrobot]

Hey Path, I liked your second one the best lol

CA CPA - All because of the journey listed below
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FAR - 53('10), 8/25/12 79 PASSED!
REG - 66('11), 69('12), 12/06/12 77 PASSED!!
BEC - 58('10), 74('12), 01/05/13 77 PASSED!!!
AUD - 43('11), 66('12), 69('13), 74('13) 7/29/13 85 PASSED!!!!!

(Combinations of Roger, Yaeger, Wiley Book, Wiley TB, & NINJA Notes)

Ethics 90%

[Anonymous]

hey mamma, I want to analyze your disclosures…muawhahaha…lol..I know I'm a loser ;]

[Path To CPA]

@ MeaDebitum & mena je twa

That's encouraging guys…lol. So I don't suck as bad as I thought I did…lol. Maybe I am funny. Am I now? I'm so confused!

I'm kind of affraid to try again after the raw truth that CPAterminator told me…hahahaaa. It was like “you're not funny…In your face..”

REG: 68, 75
AUD: 80
BEC: 77
FAR: 24, 67, 69, 72, 80 Thank you Lord!!!!

Finally Done! Perseverance is the key to success

NYS Licensed CPA - 2013

[Anonymous]

hahahahahaha…ignore me…I'm such a douche according to some A71 members

[Author]

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