Your Best CPA Pick up line … - Page 3

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  • #172809
    FindaJob
    Member

    I have not even got my CPA and i’m already married ! so its not as if i’m gonna use any of the cheesie pickup lines … I just want to get a good laugh …

    when my friend got his CPA he had a crush on some girl… i told him that he should tell her this:

    Hey, I’m a CPA. How would you like to discuss your taxes on dinner in this new Italian place. Saturday night ?

    That was my one and only line .. whats yours 😛 ?

    two to go !

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  • #680822
    mena je twa
    Member

    Let me do a double entry for you…If i can't balance , i will do a single entry. We can always reverse this entry next month.

    Licensed CPA, Texas - 2012

    #680823
    Path To CPA
    Member

    @ littlenumberrobot

    Thanks! The more feedbacks I receive, the more my ego is growing. I'm starting to believe that I'm a funny person after all…lol. Who I'm I kidding? hahahaaa

    REG: 68, 75
    AUD: 80
    BEC: 77
    FAR: 24, 67, 69, 72, 80 Thank you Lord!!!!

    Finally Done! Perseverance is the key to success

    NYS Licensed CPA - 2013

    #680824
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Deer XXX:

    Following standard engagement procedures, I made a physical observation on your fix asset last night. Without any further analysis, I have to issue an adverse opinion regarding your short term asset, which was largely falsified by your claim. Further tests also concluded it was outdated, un-functional, and immaterial. I am also issuing a disclaimer on your other areas due to sanitized facility and possibly hazardous to my well being. In my opinion, your statement referred to the asset above present unfairly in all material respects. My decision to disassociate is final. Since no foreign entries were functional, no remeasurement is further necessary.

    #680825
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    ^ creative….6.5/10..

    #680826
    MeaDebitum
    Member

    I just want to hear more jokes from Path to CPA.

    #680827
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I almost skipped this tread…you guys are crazy! I must be the biggest cornball because these are hilarious. 🙂

    #680828
    jenuno01
    Member

    And the saddest thing is that I know exactly what everything on this thread is… and can envision what the JE's are in each pick-up line. Shoot me.

    Class of 2012

    #680829
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Jenuno-What's even sadder is that I logged off and logged back on just to “hi-ya” you. That's hilarious!! The journal entries too?! LMAO!

    I think I just renewed my dork membership.

    #680830
    Elaine
    Participant

    ….and we are assuming we are going to use these lines on other accountants, right? Because I don't see it going well if a non-accountant gets one of these. 😛

    #680831
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You're mighty fine with that bottom line!

    (If in Alabama) wanna create a family partnership?

    I'll show you my corpus if you show me yours!

    ….the things I am thinking could be considered disreputable behavior if 43 States

    #680832
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Hey babe, what do ya say we go back to my cubicle and fondle each other's PBCs.

    #680833
    gtown2010
    Member

    LOL some of these are good and raunchy.

    I need to say, I may have laughed the most @Path to CPA. Those are the kinds of lines I think people expect out of us “accountants” haha.

    FAR: 84
    REG: 85
    BEC: 83
    AUD: 10/12/12

    #680834
    Path To CPA
    Member

    Since many of you somehow enjoyed my previous pickup lines/jokes, I decided to create few more. As long as you continue encouraging me by making me feel like I’m a funny guy, I’ll continue feeding you with jokes that only accountants can understand. Think about it; if you say each of the sentences below to a medical doctor or a computer programmer, I strongly doubt they will ever think that there is a twist beneath them. lol

    My investment in this asset was totally a sunk cost. Get out of my house. Now!

    I should have known that fixed assets depreciated quickly. Oh No! The double-decline method was used.

    There is really nothing I can do with the salvage value either, unless I try using the quick-ratio formula.

    Let me adjust this ledger to make the assets’ value more accurate.

    I’m about to invest in this project because it will return profit in just 60 seconds.

    REG: 68, 75
    AUD: 80
    BEC: 77
    FAR: 24, 67, 69, 72, 80 Thank you Lord!!!!

    Finally Done! Perseverance is the key to success

    NYS Licensed CPA - 2013

    #680835
    gtown2010
    Member

    Haha the first and last are the best.

    FAR: 84
    REG: 85
    BEC: 83
    AUD: 10/12/12

    #680836
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I don't have a pick-up line but I do have a comeback!

    “While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.”

    Yeah, I know, tacky as hell for an old lady!

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