Why should…?

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  • #172776

    Why should someone do the work to pass the CPA Exam if the world is going to poop anyway?

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  • #358092
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Because you wanna get as many ladies as you can before the world poops..and once you're a CPA is like having a magnet to attract them….Just my $.05

    #358093
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    they might need accountants in hell to keep track on how much sin we have commited…

    #358094
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    So your life has less poop.

    Simple as that.

    #358095

    @Terminator

    meh. I'm not slaving all day for 5 sec. of unsatisfying pleasure a day. Not to mention time, energy to meet 'em, & STD & 18 yr trust fund risks.

    @Convert

    lel. yea, maybe. We're already here though.

    @bobkorz

    I dunno man. From your other posts it seems passing leads to more stress.

    #358096
    nearly_there
    Member

    I'm going with Terminator on this one. That instict is the single most powerful motivator for most things we do.

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    #358097
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    i hope that getting ladies part is a joke, shouldn't take 5 years of school, possibly unsurmountable debt, and a 3 letter designation to get laid 😛

    #358098
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    ^lmao

    #358099
    nearly_there
    Member

    `i hope that getting ladies part is a joke, shouldn't take 5 years of school, possibly unsurmountable debt, and a 3 letter designation to get laid :P'

    It shouldn't? So you are saying my parents lied to me this whole time?… First Santa Clause, then Jesus, then this…. FML

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    #358100
    mla1169
    Participant

    Because it beats about 85-90% of the alternative ways to spend your time, unless you're wealthy and have no need to work.

    I remind myself that someone somewhere has to go clean a port-a-potty today for probably $10/hour.

    Makes me feel better.

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    Massachusetts CPA (non reporting) since 3/12.

    #358101
    jeff
    Keymaster

    The World has been going to poop since God created it.

    -Why create the airplane? (Wright Bros)

    -Why create beer? (Yahoo Serious)

    -Why create the Model T? (Henry Ford … I mean … he didn't build that … someone else did)

    😉

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    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS)
    NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE | Another71
    #358102
    Sandra
    Member

    “So you are saying my parents lied to me this whole time?… First Santa Clause, then Jesus, then this…. FML”

    BEST THING I've read all week. Bawhahahahahhahahahahahah,

    #358103
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Uh, so I can buy toys and booze.

    Is there any other legitimate reason?

    #358104
    MeaDebitum
    Member

    So your business cards look better than the majority of other people you will meet.

    #358105
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I'm with CashMoney10. Definitely for the toys and booze (and not necessarily in that order).

    #358106
    jenuno01
    Member

    The Mayans are my homiez and they just sent me a txt telling me they had decided to put off the end of times for another 3 years or so, until they came to A71 and read Dumguy's thread about “diversity”.

    Class of 2012

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