A guy came up to me in a panic saying “I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!” I said, “relax, you're too tense.”
BEC: 79 - April 2011
FAR: 78 - May 2011
AUD: 81 - May 2012
REG: 79 - October 2012
Ethics: Passed - March 2013
I am finally DONE!
A guy came up to me in a panic saying “I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!” I said, “relax, you're too tense.”
BEC: 79 - April 2011
FAR: 78 - May 2011
AUD: 81 - May 2012
REG: 79 - October 2012
Ethics: Passed - March 2013
I am finally DONE!
“Welcome back. This is the review session #9 for CFA prep… This is CFA folks… if you're preparing for CPA and watching us right now, that means you bought the wrong CD…”
“Why don't they just call it sample size minus 1? Because we need code language to confuse the rest of the world so that we can charge them a lot of money to decipher the nonsense we created to begin with right? Lawyers are famous for doing this”
“So on Friday night you are going to be committing this to memory while your friends are at the bar destroying brain cells with Snooki and the Situation… Here's the SITUATION for you!”
“If you don't know this mnemonic by now, I hope you have something sharp in your hand, because you need to stab yourself in the leg” (Referring to the PUFE mnemonic)
(Olinto begins reading a passage from the book) “If a shareholder dies…” (Olinto looks up to the camera) “… Who cares?…”
AUD - 85
FAR - 78 (lol@ FAR Sims)
REG - 85
BEC - August
“Welcome back. This is the review session #9 for CFA prep… This is CFA folks… if you're preparing for CPA and watching us right now, that means you bought the wrong CD…”
“Why don't they just call it sample size minus 1? Because we need code language to confuse the rest of the world so that we can charge them a lot of money to decipher the nonsense we created to begin with right? Lawyers are famous for doing this”
“So on Friday night you are going to be committing this to memory while your friends are at the bar destroying brain cells with Snooki and the Situation… Here's the SITUATION for you!”
“If you don't know this mnemonic by now, I hope you have something sharp in your hand, because you need to stab yourself in the leg” (Referring to the PUFE mnemonic)
(Olinto begins reading a passage from the book) “If a shareholder dies…” (Olinto looks up to the camera) “… Who cares?…”
AUD - 85
FAR - 78 (lol@ FAR Sims)
REG - 85
BEC - August
This one has always been my favorite. I used to say it to my little brother.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had noBODY to go with!
AUD - 82 Becker
BEC - 75 Becker
REG - 71, 82 Becker
FAR - 66,61,71,74,70 and #6 80!!!! FINALLY DONE!!! 9/20/12
Yaeger and Yaeger CRAM for the final battle!
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