[Anonymous]

A little while back my wife and I joked that we should get two new dogs and name them LIFO and FIFO. Now that we’re trying to get pregnant she asked if it would be correct to recognize us as being “Raw Materials” as we try, her belly as “WIP” during pregnancy, and then “Finished Goods” once our son/daughter is born. I thought it was pretty damn funny!

[Skynet]

When after years of Marriage and successfully balancing the checkbook each year, your wife decides to promote you to Partner.

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World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - In Progress
Phase III : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase IV : Form the new Charlie's Angels with Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, & Gal Gadot
Phase V : TBD

BEC : 78
REG : 87
FAR : 84
AUD : 90

World Domination Plan

Phase I : Pass CPA Exams - Complete
Phase II : Megan Fox - Initiated
Phase III : Bring back 8-Tracks
Phase IV : Megan Fox & Scarlett Johansson Lingerie Pillow Fight
Phase V : TBA

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