[Asja]

Why did the accountant cross the road?

To get run over by a bus because studying for the CPA exam made him suicidal.

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” ― Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace)

[karla]

Need to get to my closest road. lol, I needed a little pick me up. Thanks. Here's another little laugh:
What does the accountant say when boarding a train?
Mind the GAAP.

Failing is not the end; keep trying. I will keep trying.

[Ralphie Dos Nachos]

that escalated quickly

FAR - 76

AUD - 89

BEC - 84

REG - 86

[ahugemistake]

@BrightLight you ok buddy?

FAR: 78*, 75
REG: 76*, 85
BEC: 79*, 76
AUD: 79*, 93

All scores expired, let's try this again.

FAR - 78*
AUD - 66, 79
REG - 73, 76
BEC - 79

[Asja]

@Karla – haha – that is a cute joke…I just realized mine was a bit out there. haha…I don't think suicide is a good thing to joke about.

@Ahugemistake – yeah I'm alright I guess…just need to cry but can't…maybe I need to study more…I just want to pass FAR and then I think I'll be able to just take a deep breath and say, “yup ok, I've got this.”

Good luck on your exam tomorrow~

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” ― Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace)

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