Posted by Another71 on Tuesday, January 19, 2016
INTRO:
There's something sad that's about to happen….
Another71.com presents: The 2017 CPA Exam Changes
CHORUS:
It’s gonna change, yeah man it’s gonna change
In 2017, it ain’t gonna be the same
You better take it now and become a CPA
Cuz in a little while, things are really gonna change, yeah
It’s gonna change, yeah man it’s gonna change
In 2017, it ain’t gonna be the same
You better take it now and become a CPA
Cuz in a little while, things are really gonna change, yeah
VERSE:
It ain’t easy now but it’ll be harder soon
2017’s right around the corner dude
Don’t wait until it’s too late, that ain’t cool
Listen to my rhymes and you can be a Ninja, too
This new exam, yeah it’s bound to stress you out, man
That’s why I’m here and I’m warning you now, man
It’s gonna be more advanced, no doubt, yeah
So the exam, you better take that thing now, man
Higher-order cognitive skills, oh no
The four existing sections got my mind blown
The new blueprints they making really scare me
That’s why I’m taking my exam this 2016
Task-based simulations, they got ‘em planned
Added to the BEC section, oh man
Total test time will increase by 2 hours
16 hours, man that sounds kinda sour
CHORUS:
It’s gonna change, yeah man it’s gonna change
In 2017, it ain’t gonna be the same
You better take it now and become a CPA
Cuz in a little while, things are really gonna change
It’s gonna change, yeah man it’s gonna change
In 2017, it ain’t gonna be the same
You better take it now and become a CPA
Cuz in a little while, things are really gonna change
VERSE:
The way they test your skill level’s gonna be changin’
Get ready for Analysis and Evaluation
Remembering & Understanding, and Application
This 2017 exam is so bad-tasting
No more CSOs, now they got Blueprints
Trying to keep things fresh just like new mint
But see, I don’t want change, I don’t wanna do this
2016 is all for me, I’m so cool with it
And now they got Document Review Simulation
Testing Application, Analysis and Evaluation
Increased time allocation, scoring weights changing
And $20 more to take the test, I’m straight hatin’
CHORUS:
It’s gonna change, yeah man it’s gonna change
In 2017, it ain’t gonna be the same
You better take it now and become a CPA
Cuz in a little while, things are really gonna change
It’s gonna change, yeah man it’s gonna change
In 2017, it ain’t gonna be the same
You better take it now and become a CPA
Cuz in a little while, things are really gonna change
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